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Vanilla Armory M-22 APC . Welcome all, we here at Vanilla Armory strive to bring you the finest in weapons and Tikka Masala this side of C34. Here we present the M-22 Armored Personnel Carrier. Enjoy our presentation! . Here at Vanilla Armory, we have been tasked by those in the Meuslixtenstein hierarchy to perfect curry. We also have a knack for turning out some tidbits of lethality not affiliated with lower digestive track ailments. We see you have selected the all new M-22 APC, a great choice for getting boots on the ground right to your enemy's doorstep. And with articulated steering, you won't have to worry about those tight spots at the grocery store. You’ll notice that even though the DAS has required a minimum of six wheels, we have provided sixteen. Yes, that’s right folks, three times as many! We think. Somewhere around there anyways. Our maths are weak, but our guns are strong! We even went and given two, yes, that’s right, TWO whole spare tires! And not those silly doughnuts, full sized spares! Check out our patented, rotating turret with two 52 caliber side by side manned by the Robohoff himself. Mmmm, chest hair. And speaking of chest hair, coming straight outta retirement, bored with the lap of luxury, and sick of chicken saag, it’s the one… The only… CHEWY!!! The front. The butt. Inside the butt. Turn to the left and cough, please. Here you see we can accommodate six troopers quite comfortably. We have even provided a sound system! Granted, it has been determined by Commander Barbara Q. Soss, General of the Meuslixtenstein forces, that the finest fighting force were these scallywags when forced to listen to hours of THIS . Oh, now that's a lovely shot. Save that one for the brochures. But we here at Vanilla Armory not only provide delicious curry, we provide a few little weapons for those up close and personal confrontations. Buck up, little campers! We've got something for all of you just right for your ornery lifestyle and perfect for matching that lovely cocktail dress. If you're so inclined. Here’s Todd with a Lewis gun. Here’s Todd’s brother Todd with two sub-machine guns. Here’s Todd and Todd’s other brother Todd with a 50 caliber sniper rifle. Here’s Todd, Todd, and Todd’s other brother Darryl with a really big shotgun. Here’s troop leader Todd, no relation, with his elephant gun. Please be respectful by not staring at his lack of a hand, lack of both legs, loss of an eye, missing tooth, tattoo with the misspelling “Seeze the Day”, or his mild psoriasis. He’s rather sensitive and is generally in a foul mood anyways. This here is Bob, we call him that because none of us here at Vanilla Armory can figure out what he is saying. We tried to provide him with a big gun, but he seems to simply prefer throwing sharks at people. Who are we to argue? Go get ‘em, Bob! Visit your local Vanilla Armory showroom today and get special offer financing and free undercoating with every qualified purchase! Vanilla Armory: It’s not just a job, it’s… well, yeah, it is just a job. But with guns!


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