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Porg Filoni RP: DAAAAAARAAAAAAAAGGGG
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//Begin RP as Porg Filoni\\
{TRANSLATED FROM PORGESE}
“Call in the air strike!” I twirled by twin blasters, just like the nerfboys in my favorite western holodramas do. I was on Jelucan right now, leading a charge on the Pirate Hunter’s base. “Will do, sir,” a young porg private said, raising a megaphone to his beak and screaming.
“DAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG!”
“Thank you, private,” I said, picking up a smaller porg and throwing it at a PH guard. It latched on and the guard eventually passed out from the smell of porg right on top of his nose.
Suddenly I heard a porg call, loud and getting closer by the second.
The air strike had arrived! A group of maybe 15 porgs flew over the base and secreted all over it. I heard the screams of the enemy soldiers.
“Is this bird crap?”
“AUGGGHHH IT GOT IN MY EYES!”
“I’m deserting, I can’t take this!”
I told another of my porgs to comm their leader, James Harnl. He quickly picked up.
“What do you want? Anything, just please stop with this attack! A number of my men have already died from the cuteness!”
I smiled. That was our biggest asset. No one could handle the cuteness of the porgs.
“Surrender now. If you don’t raise the white flag in 2 minutes, I will call in another air strike. And another, and another, until your base is covered in white porg feces.”
He gasped over the comms. “Fine.”
Then he hung up.
While I was waiting, I saw that one of my porgs, Captain Porg, had fallen in battle. I quickly pulled out a pad and rewrote his storyline. “No one dies for good on my watch,” I said to myself.
Just then, the white flag raised.
I hummed my victory song to myself.
“Planetary hyperspace routes, take me home, to the place, where I belong!”
James Harnl and a squad of his men walked out of their base with their hands up. “We surrender, we surrender,” he said as my porg soldiers glared at him.
“Not good enough. We want everything you have. All your assets.”
He seemed taken aback.
“What? No! No way!”
I signaled to Captain Porg, who was now miraculously alive. “Bring em out.”
He nodded and stepped forward, carrying a basket of porglets. They chirped.
“Daaaaraaaag!”
“James, you might be able to tell me no. But can you say no to these porglets?”
He looked at them, and fell to his knees, overwhelmed by the cuteness.
“Okay, okay. You can have everything we have.” Still looking at the porglets, his eyes started to tear up. “So...cute...”
I grinned. “We did it! Time to go home everyone! DAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAGGG!”
//End RP\\



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 I made it 
  July 24, 2019
Quoting Black_Wind 8319 This is... incredible dumb, but I love it! It’s so silly!
Exactly what I was going for! Thanks so much, Windy!
 I like it 
  July 23, 2019
This is... incredible dumb, but I love it! It’s so silly!
 
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