(GLaDOS)~ Hello and again, welcome to the office science computer aided enrichment center.
please choose the office you would like.you can choose from:book office,rainbow office,factory office,time travel office,basic 80's security office,............
(3 hrs later....)
Or,luxury muffin office.please use the ipad in front of you to select one.
(Derpy)~luxury muffin office!
(GLaDOS)~sorry there seems to be a problem with the ipad. but, I have guessed which one you clicked.....you selected.......basic 80s security office.....night shift.
(GLaDOS)~ Have a nice night.
(GLaDOS)~ sorry there seems to be a power failure the power will be back shortly.....
...The power is back online
(Derpy)~finally. well, at least I only have one hour left.
(GLaDOS)~ Oh, didn't I tell you? The shift lasts 367 days. sorry.
(Derpy)~ I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GLaDOS) I'm very sorry but, judging by the amount of damage you just caused you will have to stay here for another 999999 days of testing to pay it off. I hope you brought a packed lunch.