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Port Starboard
Welcome to the lovely Port Starboard, a bustling hub of activity and smallness. All shark throwing activities are strictly prohibited. (Not really, but our lawyers said we needed to say that.)
About this creation


Yup, it’s a port.





Bird’s eye view, no poopin’. All boats within spec scale.





PT Boat (the Erebus), Spanish Galleon (The Inquisition, they’ll never expect it), cargo ship (the Pie Hole 2), and the LLC (the Gang Aft Agley.)





Submarine (the Billie “Buckwheat” Thomas) and a really stupid looking corvette that I’m not even going to bother with a name. Just scuttle the damn thing. But hey, it could be another galleon. :P





The Commissary. They serve a wicked pepper steak every Friday night.





Craaaaaaaaaane! We call it Bob.





Bridge craaaaaaaaane! We call it Lloyd.





Traaaaaaaaaain! In vain.





Damnit Todd! We were 214 days without injury or accidental thermonuclear launch!



Meuslixtenstein’s Sea Shanty (as sung to the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back):
This will help, but not really. You’re welcome.

I like big boats and I can not lie
You other builders can't deny
That when a ship floats in to an itty bitty berth
It’s named Boaty McBoatface
You get splonch, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that boat was stuffed
Deep in the seas she's tilting
I'm hooked and I can't stop lilting
Oh baby, I want to float wit'cha
And drop my anchor
Longshoreman tried to warn me
But with that boat you got makes (me so ornery)
Ooh, Stern-o'-smooth-skin
You say you have gout, no lemonz?
Well, booze me, booze me
'Cause you ain't that average grouper
I've seen her slowin'
To hell with this rowin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a naval 'Vette
I'm loadin’ magazines
Shootin’ flat boats are my thing
Take the average boat man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (Yar) Fellas (Yar)
Has your MILPO got the boat? (Hell yar)
Tell 'em to sail it (Sail it) Sail it (Sail it)
Sail that healthy boat
Baby got boat (Navarre fits with Meusli boaty)
Baby got boat (Navarre fits with Meusli boaty)
I like 'em round, and dark
And when I'm throwin' a shark
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like Manimal :D
I strut like Randall
I took F1, your home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' Shifu’s soy
'Cause ABS parts are made for toys
I want 'em real clutch power-y
So find a Babette double
Meuslixtenstein’s in trouble
Beggin' for a piece…


Alright, I think we’ve all heard enough.

SURF F1!!!



Comments

 I made it 
  May 18, 2018
Quoting Topsy Creatori Thou art no ancient Mariner, 'Cuz you're nameth matt Rowntree. But with comic words and boozy eye, You madeth a rapp shanty! Fun presentation and I like the commissary and the sub!
Thank you Topsy! Fun begets fun. ;)
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  May 17, 2018
Thou art no ancient Mariner, 'Cuz you're nameth matt Rowntree. But with comic words and boozy eye, You madeth a rapp shanty! Fun presentation and I like the commissary and the sub!
 I made it 
  May 14, 2018
Quoting Master Shifu Leo J When boats are that big... wait... Def lyrical beats from Sir Splonch-A-Lot. LOL!
Yaaaas! Sir Splonch-A-Lot! XDDD Can't stop laughing! My new stage name! Thank you Shifu! And thank you for taking on Navarre, did you know I'd hop on board? Because I don't think you had enough MILPO on your own. If so, well played, my old friend! Well played!
 I made it 
  May 14, 2018
Quoting Doug Hughes No shark throwing!?!
Our legal department has instructed us that it is implicitly prohibited to throw or be thrown by any sharks within the premises of Port Starboard. But what happens in Port Starboard stays in Port Starboard. ;) Thank you Doug!
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  May 14, 2018
When boats are that big... wait... Def lyrical beats from Sir Splonch-A-Lot. LOL!
 I like it 
  May 14, 2018
No shark throwing!?!
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  May 11, 2018
Quoting Northern Imperial AKA-Lord Bacca A most excellent rap. Smiles 4 power!
Thank you Bacca! Mad rhymes just for you bro. ;)
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  May 11, 2018
A most excellent rap. Smiles 4 power!
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  May 11, 2018
Quoting Zabou =) =)
=D
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  May 11, 2018
Quoting Mark B. Awesome. Love the Bob Crane reference. You missed out on an opportunity there, though. You could have included a brig on your naval base, and called it "The Klink".
Thank you Mark! I figured one Hogan reference was enough. :D
 I made it 
  May 11, 2018
Quoting Keith Goldman Matt, don't forget to list a territory location for your port on ORBAT or you won't get the MILPO value for this MOC.
Fine already! Don't have to tell me twice! God.
 I made it 
  May 11, 2018
Quoting Keith Goldman Matt, don't forget to list a territory location for your port on ORBAT or you won't get the MILPO value for this MOC.
Yes mom!
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  May 11, 2018
Quoting Pico van Grootveld Omg will you please be my shanty ghostwriter?
Thank you Pico! Sure, that was fun!
 I made it 
  May 11, 2018
Quoting P. Andrei I like Bob, Bob looks like he could fend off Godzilla if he wanted to. Excellent write-up.
Thank you Andrei! Godzilla never stood a chance. ;)
 I made it 
  May 11, 2018
Quoting Stuart Lucas Head... overloaded... with... pop culture references... aargh! Great MOC by the way.
Thank you Stuart! I bet it was the Manimal reference that did you in. XD
 I made it 
  May 11, 2018
Quoting Zach Sweigart I would like to call it adorable. I don’t mean that as an insult it’s just a nice compact display! Looks like a great place for giraffes to hang out.
Thank you Zach! I accept adorable, just like me. :D No giraffes allowed, unless they're targets for the shark throwing.
 I made it 
  May 11, 2018
Quoting Alex Rode Unending creativity. Love it.
Thank you Alex!I haven't seen you around in a while, hope you're doing well.
 I like it 
  May 11, 2018
=)
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  May 11, 2018
Awesome. Love the Bob Crane reference. You missed out on an opportunity there, though. You could have included a brig on your naval base, and called it "The Klink".
 I like it 
  May 11, 2018
Matt, don't forget to list a territory location for your port on ORBAT or you won't get the MILPO value for this MOC.
 I like it 
  May 11, 2018
Matt, don't forget to list a territory location for your port on ORBAT or you won't get the MILPO value for this MOC.
 I like it 
  May 11, 2018
Omg will you please be my shanty ghostwriter?
 I like it 
  May 10, 2018
I like Bob, Bob looks like he could fend off Godzilla if he wanted to. Excellent write-up.
 I like it 
  May 10, 2018
Head... overloaded... with... pop culture references... aargh! Great MOC by the way.
 I like it 
  May 10, 2018
I would like to call it adorable. I don’t mean that as an insult it’s just a nice compact display! Looks like a great place for giraffes to hang out.
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  May 10, 2018
Unending creativity. Love it.
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting VAkkron ™ 6 boats. Check. Crane, CRANE, CRANE!!! Check. Accidental thermonuclear launch. Check. I'm just going to assume that's a road next to the very obviously RAILroad... General, you are specs accurate and singing yourself to another successful attack window. Good luck out there!
Thank you Sergeant Major! Singin' old school rap is how we play. :D
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting Jack Sparrow I love this! It's so small yet so busy!! Got a semi in there too, very clever. Great work!
Thank you Jack! Couple semis. How many of them are required to make a whole? XD
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  May 10, 2018
6 boats. Check. Crane, CRANE, CRANE!!! Check. Accidental thermonuclear launch. Check. I'm just going to assume that's a road next to the very obviously RAILroad... General, you are specs accurate and singing yourself to another successful attack window. Good luck out there!
 I like it 
  May 10, 2018
I love this! It's so small yet so busy!! Got a semi in there too, very clever. Great work!
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting Clayton Marchetti Wow Brother! Excellent port! I just love the crane with its counter balance. The ships look amazing! Love the submarine. Outstanding!
Thank you Brother! I love working the nanoscale stuff, not much opportunity to do so.
 I like it 
  May 10, 2018
Wow Brother! Excellent port! I just love the crane with its counter balance. The ships look amazing! Love the submarine. Outstanding!
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting W Navarre But I don't like bananas.
We don't either, that's why we feed them to the giraffes. Then shoot them. Yeah, the circle of life is a little unhinged down here. ;) Thank you Navarre!
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting Werewolff Studios Now that's how you write a sea shanty! Great work as always mate, especially with the microscale renditions of your ships! Looking forward to seeing the Erebus, if that's the PT Boat :)
Thank you Wolff! Listening to Sir Mix-A-Lot was a trip down memory lane. I'm not one that enjoys that, but I had a blast rewriting the lyrics. :D Yeah, Erebus is sort of a given seeing that I'm a massive fan of Apocalypse, Now!
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting El Barto ! But where are the jiggle joints?
Oh, They're there. Twenty dollah cover charge and you gotta know Todd at the door. Back up from the velvet rope! XD Thank you Barto!
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting Green Footed Bear :)
I heard you fart. :D
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  May 10, 2018
Quoting Sam Sanister I used the same hull design as your corvette for one of my ships... :P
The size limitation was a struggle, I was building a carrier until I realized it was 1 stud too long. ugh. Thank you Sam!
 I made it 
  May 10, 2018
Quoting Daniel H. Haha, this is epic!
Thank you Daniel! :D
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  May 10, 2018
Quoting General Gunn ~ Looks great! Lets hope that the Thermo Nuclear Missile dosent hit anything important, like a giraffe!
Let's hope it does! XD Thank you Gunn!
  May 10, 2018
But I don't like bananas.
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  May 10, 2018
Now that's how you write a sea shanty! Great work as always mate, especially with the microscale renditions of your ships! Looking forward to seeing the Erebus, if that's the PT Boat :)
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  May 10, 2018
But where are the jiggle joints?
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  May 10, 2018
:)
 I like it 
  May 10, 2018
I used the same hull design as your corvette for one of my ships... :P
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  May 10, 2018
Haha, this is epic!
  May 10, 2018
Looks great! Lets hope that the Thermo Nuclear Missile dosent hit anything important, like a giraffe!
 
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