Please note that this build is not intended to offend any of my fellow MOCer Games judges. There's enough people smacking us already. Also, it's around 45 C here, so my room is REALLY bright.
About this creation
City: "Hello there! So you wanna be a judge over here, am I right?"
New Judge: "Yeah, it sounds like fun."
City: "Well you've gotta remember that judging is as easy as ABC."
"A.B.C. Always Be Critical."
"Ah, that makes more sense."
"Well, let's get started."
City: "Dank MOCs. Robbie Rotten."
New Judge: "It's just a clone on a plate with a potato cam!"
City: "I guess they just built something in 30 seconds to get points. Well, this ain't gettin' any."
*places down the 0-point marker*
New Judge: "Whoa, this is cringey! Revenge of the Sith-parators: BRK Fighter"
City: "Very simplistic build. At least the image is in focus so I'll give them a point."
*places down the 1-point marker*
New Judge: "Let's go over to the next build."
City: "What Time Is It? Netflix and chill time with a whole lotta pizza!"
New Judge: Man, there's more minifigs in this entry than in an average $100 Lego set!"
City: "This build doesn't have much detail so it's getting a 2."
*places down the 2-point marker*
New Judge: "What's this? Get your cameras out: Teen Attempts Barrels out of Bond Scene from The Hobbit But Falls Off Instead!"
City: "Oh no."
New Judge: "Just out of curiosity, when can I use the 5-point marker?"
City: "Only if you are completely blown away by the build. So far, I haven't seen anything like that in this wave of entries."
New Judge: "So this is a relatively sound build, but it's not perfect, so that means it's a 3, right?"
City: "Yup, you're starting to get the hang of this!"
*places down the 3-point marker*
New Judge: "Let's walk over to the next entry."
City: "Back to Basics: iLoveColor Art Studio."
New Judge: "Hopefully there's an interior."
City: "Man, this artist is pretty busy..."
New Judge: "Look at one of his works on display."
City *turns his head to look*: "Pretty decent, because there's SO MUCH you can do with only six colors of paint...
New Judge: "Wow, if you look at the floor, it spells out I-L-C, for iLoveColor!"
City: "So, what are we giving this?"
New Judge: "I'd like to give it a 4, but that may be too much."
City: "Y'know, us judges rarely agree with each other."
*places down the 4-point marker*
New Judge: "So, no 5-pointers today?"
City: "Just wait... 5-pointers come... eventually........"