Welcome to Alabama used autos, the best used automobile dealership all 'round the United States!
Let's just skip all the details and let me show you today's deal, which will sure be worth every penny from your dearest wallet!
In front of you is a sweet not-at-all-fuel-efficient, fear inducing Ford Mustang Boss 302 from the year 1970!
Now let me tell you, this car is from those times, when people were nostalgic of the 40's and 50's, just like they are today of the 80's and 90's.
No internet, no phones, just the radio, horribly working television and vehicle engines, louder than today's young & unemployed crowd!
Are you the type of guy in his 40's who is having a bit of a crysis? Do you feel like you don't deserve the problems that keep coming to you? Is your job absolutely dreadful, but still gives
you a decent pay per month? Well then, buy this absolute beauty for the low low price of 28.000$! (the price also includes additional equipment such as: rotting leather,rust, lack of airbags,
and much, much more!)
This car is super heavy, its fuel consumption is a bigger pain than your ex-wife and the police will absolutely ''love'' seeing you!
Hell, why buy a modern muscle car that is a billion times safer? I'll tell you why, because they lack that extra attittude that is hidden in this car.
In all seriousness, the car comes with rear louvers, a Decaro racing seat (Dear Recaro, please don't sue us) and a finely engineered wing at the back,
Yeah sure, long years took away all the chrome this car had, but do you really care?
The rear packs the good old classic and iconic mustang rear lights, shaped into triple-lines and somewhat hidden exhausts (They are hidden just so the enviromentalists
don't try to damage them at the very moment they see you).
The classic stripe on the side is of course a must have.
The Boss 302 and its 5.0 V8 will make sure you look good everywhere...
...in a drag race...
...in a police chase...
...and will make sure that you will never ever fit into normal traffic.
The car was mainly inspired by the Speed Champions building sets. I personally think they were the best car-based business decision the LEGO Group has ever made.
I congratulate them.
Weeeeell, first off thank you for your invitation, even though I don't know what to do. Are you telling me that you want this car in your contest? Or do you want me to join and create my own...? To be honest, it just feels a bit forced seeing an invitation in the comments like this.