Sorry for the delay. I had internet issues at home.
About this creation
Security: “Ticket and ID, please.”
Weird Guy: “I left them on my UFO and it flew away! Where it’s going, that’s unidentified.”
Security: “I’m sorry, ‘sir,’ you need ID.”
Weird Guy: “But I’m the host’s brother, Un Named!”
Security. “No ticket, no entry.”
Octan Worker: “Hey, doesn’t Subway add tomatoes in their sandwiches? Oh well, I’d better get going or else I’ll miss—”
Host: “AFOLs, TFOLs, and KFOLs… welcome one and all to the 2016 Brickly Awards! I’m your host, Name Less.”
Octan Worker: “…the start of the show.”
The Builder: “Wow, that was a pretty lame introduction.”
Emmet: “Since when did you know who I am?”
The Builder: “Everyone knows who you are! You make everything awesome.”
Emmet: “Do I?”
Martin Prince: “Today’s show is sponsored by Krusty-O’s Cereal! Does anyone want to try?”
“Seeing as there are none, I guess I’ll eat them myself.”
*eats a handful of O’s*
“Ugh… I don’t feel so good…”
Host: “Anyway, let’s begin with the first half of the show: awards for MOCs. Any MOC that was posted after midnight EST on January 1st, 2016 qualifies for these awards.”
Next up, the final award for the first half of the show. There were so many high-quality MOCs posted while we were deciding the nominees, so we added a new category called Best Recent MOC. Any MOC that was posted within 30 days of the nominations qualifies for this award. The nominees were: Airbus A380 by Nick Barrett Winter Survival by Isaac Snyder Bubble Boat by Nannan Z.
And the award goes to… Nick!
Nick: (Written by him) “Wow. Thank you so much. I'd like to thank all the other nominees and particularly City Creator for putting this show together. It's things like this that'll keep MOCpages alive and it's worth saving. A lot of talent was in the Brickly 2016 list, among which my Airbus was very beatable, so thanks to the judges for smiling upon it.”
It’s time for the halftime show! We have two crazy acts in store so sit back (if you can, that is) and relax. First up, two of City Creator’s LOM characters will fight each other in a medieval style deathmatch!
Thanks gentlemen! You can leave now…
Our second act will be a stand-up comedy act by the one… the only… matt rowntRee!
The Builder: “I’ve installed a catapult loaded with tomatoes in case he messes up.”
The Builder: “On the roof.”
Emmet: “So that’s why tomatoes have been going missing from the Subway sandwiches!”
matt: “Alright, so a man walks into a bar and asks that the air conditioner be turned down. So, the bartender walks away and does it. Then, the man asks that it be turned up. So, the bartender walks away and does it. This process continued for about 20 minutes. The bartender wasn’t angry at all. Why was that, you ask? Because the bar didn’t have an air conditioner!”
Emmet: “LAUNCH THE TOMATOES!”
Audience (chanting): “TOMATOES! TOMATOES! TOMATOES!”
*The Builder grabs the remote control for the tomato-pult*
*presses button, nothing happens*
The Builder: “Engage! ENGAGE!!!”
matt: “Hey, I forgot all my good material! Don’t insult me!”
Now, let’s get on with the builder awards. Any builder on MOCpages who was active in 2016 is eligible for these awards.
First up, the award for the Best New Builder (joined January 1, 2016 or later). The nominees were: Roanoke Handyubck C Stucky Rhino
And the award goes to… Roanoke!
*walks up to podium, drops a banana on the floor*
Roanoke: (Written by him) “First of all, wow! One of the best new builders of the year! That is quite a title! I came onto MocPages, trying to get advertising for my Lego Ideas projects, and over time, I switched to MocPages, because it gave me a challenge, I thought I was average to slightly above average on here, but this title is great. Thanks to all of my supporters of my builds, and friends of mine on here! Thanks most of all to my Lord and Saviour for giving me my Lego abilities, and I cannot take the glory because it is his, but what a great reward! Thank you all again, God Bless You!”
Host: “Knew we should have picked that up.”
James (Written by him): “Hello mocpages!
Firstly, I would like to thank city creator for giving me this incredible award - AMAZING- for best KFOL of the year!
Secondly, city creator please don't get angry or take this award off me if you find that my cat has somehow gotten your Adress and destroyed your creation in revenge for me not getting this award, because I know nothing about that.
Moving on... I would like to thank my parents for buying me Lego and putting up with the tidy mess I create all over the floor, and all you great poeple of mocpages for supporting me and helping me from blank green basplates to half decent landscapes!
Lastly, I hope you all remember how I am now better then ALL of you! Yes, I am SUPREME, AND BETTER THEN EVERY SINGLE—”
Host: “Call an ambulance! I think he’s… never mind. Who we do need to call is a janitor.”
Janitor: Me? *sigh*
Thank you so much! Congratulations to all the winners. I think it's amazing that you've revived this Mocpages tradition. It's helping to bring the community together, and also giving some amazing builders recognition and a chance to shine. I hope you can do this again next year. Maybe you could even have a group for it where everybody can nominate people and vote. :)
Thanks to all the award winners, and thanks to City Creator for considering me for the busiest builder award. Even though I did not win, I still am honored for selected as a possibility.
For next years's product placement category I suggest The Custom Star Wars Armory Company! (In cooperation with the Robot Appendage Industry.) just ask spokesman Luke Skywalker to their harmless nature.... he will surely give you a hand with searching their extensive selection of sabers and blasters.