(WARNING: THIS COMIC DISPLAYS CONTENT THAT IS FOR THE AGES OF 13 OR OLDER. BY READING THIS, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY STATING THAT YOU ARE AT THE REQUIRED AGE TO VIEW THIS CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...)
About this creation
Hello once again ladies and gents', and welcome back to another Star Wars Short! Since "The Mistake" was a great success surprisingly, I have officially decided to continue these small and short comics. Now most of you are waiting for the next chapter of the series to be published, these shorts will hopefully help take its place for a long time to come. So about this next one; I love to read random stories throughout the web and regular books a lot. Well, while surfing through the web, I had found an interesting story that portrays some personalities of our two favorite series characters. So, by combining the story and a cartoon TV show, I have come up with this small comic. So let's get started!
(Outer Rim, Unknown, Year 21 BBY)
???- OW! Kydan, you kicked me!
Kydan- Well you know, it's kinda hard not to!
???- Only you would say that! Just keep your dumb legs to yourself!
Kydan- For your information, I'm trying to get us out of here! While you're just sitting here doing nothing!
???- Oh, you want me to do something too then? Fine, how's this?!
Kydan- OW! You didn't have to kick me in the face, you know!
???- I'll stop kicking you in the face when you quit kicking my stomach!
Kydan- I already told you that I'm not doing it on purpose!
???- So it still hurts, huh?
Kydan- Yeah, and so is you kicking me every time!
Calena- *Sighs heavily* Alright, look! Obviously we're not in the best situation right now. And us two arguing back and forth is not gonna get us anywhere nor solve anything. So, I think the best thing to do is that the both of us need to lay off off and focus all of our remaining energy on trying to figure out how to get out of this slimy mud-hole.
For all of you reading this one, you can see that our two favorite characters are in a bit of a mess.
She and Kydan are currently trapped in what appears to be a hired mercenary's trap. During one of their investigations in the Outer Rim, the two had found themselves caught in a net trap, with their lightsabers fallen to the ground and their hands crumpled in the net. It had been only a few minutes, but Kydan and Calena had spent the entire time arguing...as usual. And Calena, if you haven't noticed, has gotten sick of it. All she really wanted was to get out of the net and back on good ol' solid ground.
Well...safely, of course.
Calena- I bet my nails are sharp enough to at least break through the net, if I dig deep enough.
Kydan just looked at her not amused and scoffed.
Kydan- Bet ya' they can't.
Calena just snarled at the Dark Mercenary, but didn't lash out at him like she would orginally have done. Instead, she simple began to dig her nails as much as she could into the net's seemingly thin twine, which was actually a lot stronger than she had first thought.
Kydan- *Smirks* See? Didn't I tell you?
Calena just rolled her eyes at him, though not wanting to admit he was right.
Kydan- The net is a lot stronger than you think. It's strong enough to at least hold up to four Wookies. How else do you think it's holding us up so well?
Calena's eyes widened, and glared at the young man.
Calena- You calling me fat?!
Kydan- What? No! Where in the galaxy would you even get that idea?! You just want to yell at me again!
Calena- I do not! I can't help it that you're being stupid and forcing me to yell at you! Like...every single time!
Kydan just rolled his eyes with a huff.
Kydan- Yeah, okay Cale', whatever you say. I thought you said we needed to quit arguing to get out of here.
Calena- We do!
Kydan- Then stop arguing already.
Calena could feel her whole face turn bright red as her emerald eyes narrowed and her fingers curled up into fists. Sh was definitely ready to beat Kydan senseless. Maybe if she punched him hard enough, it'd cause his body to break through the net.
His strong, broad, muscular, solid body.
Snarling to herself, Calena quickly shook her head and continued to glare at the Dark Mercenary. However, the red on her face had all but disappeared and her fists had slowly loosened up some.
Calena- You know, I don't hear you coming up with any strategic plans to help get us out of here.
Kydan- Because I already know there's no way out of here.
Calena- Is that so? So the great, smart and cocky Kydan Witress is losing all hope after being trapped in a net for over seven minutes?
Kydan- I have never said I'm losing hope. I've just gotten stuck in enough of these nets through these past years, to know that there is no way out until someone, or something, comes around and cuts us down. Namely Tanga Squad, Egile or the droids.
Calena- That reminds me; how come the others don't get caught in one of these with us? That I will never know...
Kydan- It's only because Degree and R.S. are smart enough to actually run after girls and try to relentlessly flirt with them all. It makes you think that if they're really clones or not.
That caught Calena's attention. She whips her head around and throws Kydan a wide eyed stare/ However, he wasn't very affected by it.
Calena- What do you mean they're smart enough? What, you're gonna tell me that you'll start flirting with girls too?
Kydan- *Laughs* As if! I just meant that their crazy personalities always seems to keep them out of trouble. It's like they got an added sense of the Force.
Calena shook her head in disapproval.
Calena- Either that, or they're just girl crazy...
Kydan- *Chuckles softly* Well, either way, we're the ones in the net. They're not.
Calena- True, as much as I hate to admit it. I wonder when they'll come and find us.
Kydan- I hope soon. I don't want to be in this net any longer than we have to. I've been through way too many times.
Calena- *Sighs* Yeah, and being here is getting boring.
Kydan- Not to mention...I am getting hungry.
Calena- *Exasperates* Oh you're always hungry!
However, it seemed that it slipped her mind about them being close together, causing her to wound up throwing herself right down on the teenage mercenary behind her.
Kydan- OW! CALENA!
Calena- I'm sorry! I forgot!
Kydan- *Eyes widen some* Forget?! How in the galaxy can you forget?!
Calena- Kydan, quit moving around like that! You're making it harder to get up!
Kydan- I'm trying to make it easier on us!
Calena- Well you're not!
Kydan- Obviously, you're not getting up any faster!
Calena- Because it's not that easy to do that!
Kydan- Alright then, I'll just give you a boost!
Calena- What the heck are you-DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY-?!
Kydan- That was a complete accident!
Too bad the others weren't here at the moment. Otherwise, they would be seeing their commanding officer get pummeled by the very furious Siruhnian Jedi Knight, who refused to admit that Kydan's accidental touch had sent major shivers up her spine.
A small bonus picture of the small MOC itself. Not much to look at...but at least it's decent somewhat lol :P
Oh don't lie, Calena. We all know you liked it.
Lol I always wanted to do something like this for these two. It just seemed so funny to see what the outcome would be like if something like this would happened. Glad it came out pretty well. As for the build itself...well, it was a bit rushed. Not one of my greatest, mind you, but at least the dialogues make up the story. Nonetheless, this was alright :)
Well that will about do it for now. So thank you guys for your splendid support on the series and on my other various creations, and please, continue to do so. And as always, I hope you all have an amazing and fan-tucking-tastic day/night! See ya' on the next one ;)