I'm a hippie hamster. Except I'm not a hamster..
I like Star Wars Eu, but I don't like star wars Diseny edition. Sorry Disney puppets, you better go back to your fancy rides and weird mice. No offence.
I like arty things like music... And other arty things like.. Well, like art. I also like people. In fact, I love people. (Except Disney puppets with their fancy- well, you know) I'm also outrageously funny, and awesome, and I lied about the last one. I love fantasy. And Sci Fi. (I'm one of the few trekies on this site) My number is -----------, so please call me chicks... I'm probably available unless I decided to do something useful with my life... Strange thought I know. I also use far to many full stops and uses of the word also when making up funny homepages... My main friends are:
They are all so exiting. I have a girlfriend too, and I'll tell you what she looks like when I actually meet her next week, at that secret alley she told me not to tell my parents about. She sounds lovely when I talk to her online.**
That is all I have to say. My name is not Ben, and don't ever think it is. Neither am I a teenager. And the world is not flat.. It's actually a pyramid. And your life does have meaning.
Goodbye strange person.
*Publishers note: In no way is the classification of these names to be seen as a cheap trick to make think I have friends while all along I don't, only someone with no friends would be low enough to say they had friends when in fact they were only pretending to have friends because they had no friends and were low enough to say thay had friends when in fact they were just fans of weird stuff like hay.
** Publishers other Note: This bad bit of humor is not to be taken seriously. If you want to go meeting people in strange alleys please do not come knocking on my door complaining when you get murderd.
***Publishers last note: I like notes.
****Publishers other last Note: I lied about the last one being the last.