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Tell your jokes here.

What do you call Axonn when he's underwater?

Hydraxon!

(note that not all jokes have to be bionicle related)
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| June 8, 2014, 3:38 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
What do you call a Makuta with no armor on?


Dead.

Well, I mean, they can still survive outside of their armor. Look at Teridax, for example. He survived just fine as Antidermis inside of a giant tube.
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| June 8, 2014, 4:44 pm
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?



A Fsh! :P
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| June 8, 2014, 5:28 pm
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Why was David crying?

Because he got a frog stapled to his face.
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| June 8, 2014, 8:41 pm
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Why was Jack on the pot?

He needed to go.
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| June 8, 2014, 8:48 pm
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Why did the Nixels cross the road?

Because Terida- I mean, Major Nixel told them to go steal some Cubits!

#insidejoke
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| June 8, 2014, 8:58 pm
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Lights...camera...Axxon!
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| June 8, 2014, 8:59 pm
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Quoting Kopaka
...

Hey? What's wrong, no joke?
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| June 8, 2014, 9:03 pm
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Quoting Pohatu
Don't mind Kopaka, he gives people the COLD shoulder!

Oh, you. :3
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| June 8, 2014, 9:04 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
Oh, you. :3

.....
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| June 8, 2014, 9:11 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
#insidejoke

;P
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| June 8, 2014, 10:55 pm
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A matoran trained a rahi, to do tricks. But after a month he noticed it was cross eyed. He went to the doctor and asked him if anything was wrong.

"Is everything okay?"

"I'm afraid I have to put him down."

"Because he's cross eyed??!!!!"

"No, because he is heavy."


(Okay, that was lame ;P)
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| June 8, 2014, 10:57 pm
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Quoting ~ Hazeroth
A matoran trained a rahi, to do tricks. But after a month he noticed it was cross eyed. He went to the doctor and asked him if anything was wrong.

"Is everything okay?"

"I'm afraid I have to put him down."

"Because he's cross eyed??!!!!"

"No, because he is heavy."

I don't get it....

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| June 9, 2014, 12:18 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?




Instinct.
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| July 8, 2014, 11:14 pm
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Quoting Ty Construct
Why did the chicken cross the road?




Instinct.

Why can't dinosaurs cross the road?





Because they're dead....

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| July 9, 2014, 9:01 am
Why did Taka fall off the cliff?

Cause he was chasing after Blizzard the vengeful ice.
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| November 26, 2014, 1:48 pm
I got one, I told this on a Bionicle thread on the Lego Message Boards.

Q: What is a Le-Matoran's favorite candy?
A: Airheads
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| December 4, 2014, 12:39 am
Quoting Andrew31kbrick193 ///
I got one, I told this on a Bionicle thread on the Lego Message Boards.

Q: What is a Le-Matoran's favorite candy?
A: Airheads

Haha!
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| December 4, 2014, 11:18 am
Quoting Caleb Miranda
Haha!


Thanks
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| December 28, 2014, 7:05 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?

The fox was chasing it.
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| December 29, 2014, 12:08 am
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Why can't Sally swing on the swing




Because she has no arms...

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| December 29, 2014, 7:36 am
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was tied to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.

Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a koala.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike?
He was hit by three koalas and a refrigerator.


Hope you all got a laugh.
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| December 29, 2014, 11:30 am
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