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These things are popular, so I thought I might as well start one.

One day, Bob was...
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| April 6, 2014, 12:34 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
These things are popular, so I thought I might as well start one.

One day, Bob was...

farting on ducks when...

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| April 6, 2014, 12:47 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
farting on ducks when...

his pants fell off...
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| April 6, 2014, 12:49 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
his pants fell off...

Bob got so embarrassed he...
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| April 6, 2014, 12:53 pm
Didn't look where he ran and ran into a store and...
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| April 6, 2014, 3:12 pm
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Quoting C west /Callux Toa of Fire
Didn't look where he ran and ran into a store and...

threw a giant...
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| April 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
threw a giant...
stripper party!

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| April 6, 2014, 10:34 pm
Quoting Bumblebee5253 . stripper party!

And then he started to...
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| April 7, 2014, 8:59 am
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Quoting Timerus The Toa
And then he started to...

feel a strange air pass by him. When bob investigated, he noticed...
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| April 7, 2014, 10:55 am
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Quoting Toa Chains
feel a strange air pass by him. When bob investigated, he noticed...

Something he thought he would want to see, but didn't at all...
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| April 7, 2014, 1:47 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
Something he thought he would want to see, but didn't at all...

the thing bob saw was a man eating squirrel! The squirrel eat Bob and went to...
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| April 7, 2014, 2:22 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
the thing bob saw was a man eating squirrel! The squirrel eat Bob and went to...

(haha, yeah. A positive spin on something one would see at a stripper party. Nice)
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| April 7, 2014, 2:27 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
Proceed to eat everyone at the party...

And when Bob got p00ped out...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:02 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
And when Bob got p00ped out...

but had already been digested so he is now just feces. While the squirrel is killing everyone, Morgan Freeman is looking into the window. Morgan feels sorry for the people at the party so he...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
Says "blow up this squirrel" really dramatically...
And then a Tumbler rolls out of his garage. (You'll know if you saw The Dark Knight Rises.)

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| April 7, 2014, 4:12 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
Quoting Stormjay Rider
Says "blow up this squirrel" really dramatically...
And then a Tumbler rolls out of his garage. (You'll know if you saw The Dark Knight Rises.)

...and then Christian Bale becomes the son of Morgan Freeman, and...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:14 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
...and then Christian Bale becomes the son of Morgan Freeman, and...

(That escalated quickly.)
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| April 7, 2014, 4:19 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
...and then Christian Bale becomes the son of Morgan Freeman, and...

they both ride into the sunset...

67402859683 years later morgan is on his death bed. His last wish to Christian is to...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:20 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
they both ride into the sunset...

67402859683 years later morgan is on his death bed. His last wish to Christian is to...

...BECOME THE PRODIGY SON.
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| April 7, 2014, 4:21 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
...BECOME THE PRODIGY SON.
Then an actor (Henry Cavill) shot him in the back of the head.

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| April 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
Quoting Commander Spencer
...BECOME THE PRODIGY SON.
Then an actor (Henry Cavill) shot him in the back of the head.

The cops started to chase him, until...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:25 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
The cops started to chase him, until...

he flew away with christian bale and revealed to him that he was superman. Superman then used his super secret abilities to turn Christian Bale into Bat-fleck. Superman and Bat-fleck flew towards the police and...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:31 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
were shot and killed by...

Jesse "lex luthor" Eisenburg. Jesse laughed but was attacked by...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:33 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
Jesse "lex luthor" Eisenburg. Jesse laughed but was attacked by...

...SHARKNADO. Sharknado killed him, causing...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:38 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
...SHARKNADO. Sharknado killed him, causing...
Tectonic plates to tumble over each other.

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| April 7, 2014, 4:40 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
Quoting Commander Spencer
...SHARKNADO. Sharknado killed him, causing...
Tectonic plates to tumble over each other.

The police tried to reason with the sharknado, it worked and now the sharknado is a celebrity. The Sharknado got sick of the paparazzos so the sharknado...
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| April 7, 2014, 4:52 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
The police tried to reason with the sharknado, it worked and now the sharknado is a celebrity. The Sharknado got sick of the paparazzos so the sharknado...

did a cannonball, straight into the core of the Earth, blowing it up.
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| April 7, 2014, 5:51 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
Quoting Commander Spencer
did a cannonball, straight into the core of the Earth, blowing it up.
And then the story of Bob and Sharknado ends, and a new one begins!

Nah, this is too short. It needs to go longer.

MEANWHILE, ON MARS...
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| April 7, 2014, 6:12 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
Nah, this is too short. It needs to go longer.

MEANWHILE, ON MARS...
A martian, named oBo, went to a stripper party...

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| April 7, 2014, 6:36 pm
Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
A martian, named oBo, went to a stripper party...
because he (or she,I'm not sure) wanted to fight with TRANSFORMERS...
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| April 7, 2014, 11:57 pm
Quoting Timerus The Toa
Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
A martian, named oBo, went to a stripper party...
because he (or she,I'm not sure) wanted to fight with TRANSFORMERS...

But then all the turtles on the planet turned into flying potatoes that shoot laser beams from there eyes, and Bob had to team with oBo to prevent the turtle spudpocalypse, but the question was how could oBo turn Bob back into a human...
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| April 9, 2014, 9:30 pm
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Quoting Toa Gigavolt
But then all the turtles on the planet turned into flying potatoes that shoot laser beams from there eyes, and Bob had to team with oBo to prevent the turtle spudpocalypse, but the question was how could oBo turn Bob back into a human...
He didn't sadly. With the help of the Autobots they turned him into an awesome transformer using the Allspark, then together they...

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| April 9, 2014, 9:37 pm
Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
He didn't sadly. With the help of the Autobots they turned him into an awesome transformer using the Allspark, then together they...

defeated all turtles on the planet that turned into flying potatoes and shoot laser beams from there eyes...
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| April 12, 2014, 3:25 pm
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Quoting Timerus The Toa
Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
He didn't sadly. With the help of the Autobots they turned him into an awesome transformer using the Allspark, then together they...

defeated all turtles on the planet that turned into flying potatoes and shoot laser beams from there eyes...

After their triumph, bob and obo got married and had a child called BobObo. BobObo got bullied at school so he decided to...

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| April 12, 2014, 3:29 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
After their triumph, bob and obo got married and had a child called BobObo. BobObo got bullied at school so he decided to...

SCAN FOR A VEHICLE MODE BEING 33% MARTIAN, HUMAN, AND TRANSFORMER.
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| April 12, 2014, 3:33 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee5253 .
SCAN FOR A VEHICLE MODE BEING 33% MARTIAN, HUMAN, AND TRANSFORMER.

He scanned a truck
and went into school.
The bullies approached
BobObo but he said:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i113/jadenxi/perhaps-you-should_zps1b50948b.png

and began to transform.
Unfortunately he forgot
he was part human and
martian so he turned 1/3
truck and the rest of him
exploded. oBo ran in and
looked straight into the
bullies eyes and revealed
he was part warewolf.
He looked like this:

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140409213326/fables/images/8/82/ACM_Bigby_Full_Wolf.png

he ran toward the
bullies but then
TellTale employees
came and arrested
oBo for Infringing
copyright laws.
Bob felt so sad
when he found out
his child was dead
and his wife was
in prison, so he...
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| April 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
Sold the moon on eBay....
for $49,999,999,999,999.99, what he did with the money, was....

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| April 12, 2014, 4:49 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
Sold the moon on eBay....

and got 1,000,000,000,000 balljoints for it. Bob forgot about his spouse and child as he was swimming in a pool of balljoints. But Bob, now named "the balljoint master" was not satisfied with the amount of balljoints he had, so he went to a...
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| April 12, 2014, 4:51 pm
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Quoting Toa Chains
and got 1,000,000,000,000 balljoints for it. Bob forgot about his spouse and child as he was swimming in a pool of balljoints. But Bob, now named "the balljoint master" was not satisfied with the amount of balljoints he had, so he went to a...

Brouhaha of Balls!
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| April 12, 2014, 4:53 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
But then a MOCpages user whose most popular MOC only had five likes shot him and stole some of the balljoints....
(Dude! Pay attention to da story! Weren't you ever told not to skip pages? :P)

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| April 12, 2014, 5:02 pm
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Quoting Timerus The Toa
(heheh I deleted it first :P )

SNOWBALL EFFECT YOLO

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| April 12, 2014, 5:05 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
But then a MOCpages user whose most popular MOC only had five likes shot him and stole some of the balljoints....

Satan came to bob and said "you can live again if you go back to your old life. You have become greedy and forgotten about your wife and child!" Bob agreed and then there was a time paradox. Bob wakes up and finds himself farting on ducks and running into stores. This happened over an over forever...the end


or is it?


Bob keeps getting visited by the devil who sends him back to the ducks, but this time, he will investigate, d is for ducks you can buy eggs at a shop. We have d and e finally, bob tries to think of the solution. He has been working for years. He is now 457892347427327052056382562-562854265824222432523478 years old when a boy comes up to him and steals his money. Bob sits there, pondering the answer to his repeated lives and then he thinks of something "EUREKA!"
He screams, d is for duck, e is for eggs, another word for steal is Nick...den or club...the stripper club! Bob gets ready to finally destroy the devil at the stripper club. He gets 12 shotguns, 14 katanas, 210 rocket launches and a whole fleet of ducks to fight his war. He stands in front of the stripper club and the devil is there with his army of strippers. After a few moments, both leaders scream "FFFFFIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!"...
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| April 12, 2014, 5:41 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
But then the apocalypse comes and everyone dies except for Bob, who goes to heaven and lives happily ever after.
Then, 7 year old Bob wakes up very violently. He goes out of his bedroom...

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| April 12, 2014, 6:19 pm
Medusa, who then proceeds to...
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| April 22, 2014, 5:09 pm
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Quoting Dark Aeon
Medusa, who then proceeds to...

cry puppies and...
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| April 22, 2014, 5:44 pm
Maul Vladimir Putin who gets all of Russia to...
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| April 23, 2014, 1:36 pm
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Quoting Dark Aeon
Maul Vladimir Putin who gets all of Russia to...

throw up on...
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| April 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
A radioactive...
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| April 23, 2014, 3:04 pm
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Tank! Which then proceeds to...
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| April 23, 2014, 3:06 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee 5253
Tank! Which then proceeds to...

crush lots of...
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| May 1, 2014, 11:26 am
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Quoting Toa Chains
crush lots of...

DONKEYS
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| May 1, 2014, 11:32 am
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Quoting Bumblebee 5253
DONKEYS

and lick a lot of...
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| May 1, 2014, 11:37 am
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Quoting Toa Chains
and lick a lot of...

Popsicles that taste like....
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| May 17, 2014, 1:29 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee 5253
Popsicles that taste like....

Bantha Dung. Then...
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| May 18, 2014, 1:55 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
Deadpool showed up...

...and shot me in the hea- *pow*

...

Suddenly, Mata Nui...
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| May 18, 2014, 2:01 pm
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Quoting Commander Spencer
...and shot me in the hea- *pow*

...

Suddenly, Mata Nui...

...sat down to play a game of...
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| December 29, 2014, 7:51 am
Quoting Toa Chains
...sat down to play a game of...

Mau with...
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| December 29, 2014, 11:31 am
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